WE WILL BE AT CONSENSUS MIAMI 2026 — MAY 5-7, 2026
CA: EApN7X2Kqcz5GdjECgqccvGhzuryLARKDqrkV6Ghpump

SHITCOIN™
IS HERE

This is the one shitcoin you’ve been waiting to hold.

We are not just a meme.
We are a brand and a movement.

Will you let the FOMO hit you?

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OFFICIAL SHITCOIN™ CINEMA

THE VIDEO THAT STARTED IT ALL

DEGEN REWARDS PROGRAM

AIRDROPPING TO REAL HOLDERS

Massive airdrop going out to whales and degens who have been holding long-term in other strong meme projects.

This is not a quick flip.
shitcoin™ is a long-term investment project.

TRANSPARENT AF

TOKEN LOCKS & VESTING

No rugs. No bullshit. Real locked supply for long-term believers.

3 YEARS

200,000,000 STC

Linear Unlock

Locked By Team + Advisors + Liquidity + CEX
View on Streamflow LIVE DASHBOARD
10 YEARS

100,000,000 STC

Linear Unlock

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Locked By Long-term Treasury
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200M

3-Year Lock

100M

10-Year Lock

100M

BURNED FOREVER 🔥

300M+ tokens locked on-chain via Streamflow for CEX listings and building the project.

+ 100M tokens permanently burned.
Millionaires already airdropped tokens.

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OFFICIALLY REGISTERED

shitcoin™ IS TRADEMARKED

We own the shitpost. Legally.

shitcoin™ is officially filed with the United States Patent and Trademark Office.
Serial Number: 99722350

VIEW OFFICIAL USPTO FILING
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